Mosquito net man
I got an official university email at work today about a farewell reception for someone. I put it into babelfish and out came one of the funnier (mis)translations I've seen in a long time:
"Because of accepting a job the university Utrecht takes we farewell of Godfather mosquito net man. This does not want let go we discreet beyond. For this reason we you invite most for the farewell reception."
that's right... this party is not just for any old mosquito net man, but the GODFATHER of mosquito net men!